Working is like fighting in a WAR...

I hate war, that's why i hate working in office, whenever i wanna enjoy my time in office, it sure will have to do this do that, especially when it got TECHNICAL problems regarding the office equipment, for example: fax, scanner, printer, computer, internet, photostat machine, door access, safe... etc. I'm now realized, my name is TECHNICIAN SAM inside every colleagues' mind. Trust me, you'll never know how STUPID there are (some of them really make me crazy)...